'The Real Housewives of New York' Recap: Private Parts Talks Will Continue?

As usual, episode 14 of "The Real Housewives of New York City" season 8 was packed with discussions about private parts. It also features the same old disagreement between Luann and Carole, which fortunately seems to be already seeing some light at the end of the tunnel.

The episode opens with Bethanny preparing for a big Skinnygirl chocolate event. She brings in Kristofer Buckle as her makeup artist and Tokyo as her hairstylist, and she wants them to turn her into Milla Jovovich of "The Fifth Element."

Elsewhere in the episode, Sonja and Ramona hire an acclaimed dancer to teach them new dance moves for their California Roll and Nae Nae. While they do not totally mean to crush the new routine, the two stop rehearsing at some point to sit down and chinwag about Luann.

As for Jules, she goes on explicitly discussing with and showing images of her vagina to her plastic surgeon. The episode shows her and her doctor making vivid descriptions of her damaged genitals in truly disturbing ways. As Jules shows images of her vagina, she compares her organ to a ball sack. She even tells her doctor that her vagina does not seem to fit her personality.

Back in vagina town, Bethanny and Carole seek the help of an internist for a second opinion. The doctor tells Bethanny that she needs to be tested out on some hormones so she could see how they affect her. By the looks of it, Bethanny is just waiting for the doctor to tell her to not proceed with the surgery.

The girls hold a get together in Bethanny's house, where they all end up gossiping again about Luann and her narcissism.

Towards the end of the episode, Dorinda organizes a dinner at a restaurant owned by the family of Lady Gaga. Over dinner, Carole asks Luann about Tom and the relationship. Sonja then butts in, saying that she and Tom have been "friends with benefits" for a decade. Luann tells them she does not care about the past, but it turns out she does. Immediately after the issue gets raised, she gets up and leaves.