It's always a brutal prospect to be the subject of a roast, but the possibilities are simply amplified when you're someone with Justin Bieber's history and reputation. Saturday night, Bieber took all the hits during the four-hour taping of his Comedy Central Roast, which touched on all his antics both real and perceived.

Even before the first joke was spat, the tirade already began with an egg placed on each roaster's plate, which was "for tasting not tossing," in reference to a Bieber incident wherein he threw eggs at a neighbor's house.

Comedian Kevin Hart, who was tasked as roast master, took it a bit easy on the 21-year-old by kicking things off with, "Tonight, we are gonna do what parents and the legal system should have done a long time"¦give the boy an a** whooping he deserves."

Among those chosen to freely take shots at the Biebs were Snoop Dogg, Ludacris, Will Ferrell (as Ron Burgundy), Shaquille O'Neal, Hannibal Buress, Martha Stewart, Chris D'Elia, Pete Davidson, and roast veteran Jeff Ross.

"Justin, you're so pretty, when inmates see your mug shot, they swipe right," quipped Snoop Dogg.

"Justin, you have to straighten up son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn't rank that low"¦and he uses your music to torture people," said O'Neal.

"Orlando Bloom took a swing at you, you have a perfume called Girlfriend, you threw eggs, at a house"¦not gangsta," added Hart.

"You act so much like a p***y, Ellen [Degeneres] tried to eat you," offered Ludacris.

For the most part, Bieber took the shots like a pro"”except when a professional roaster took the mic.

"Selena Gomez wanted to be here but she's dating men now," Ross opened, "Is it true you dumped her because she grew a moustache before you? Selena Gomez had sex with you"¦proving Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won't do," he added, which Bieber received stone faced.

During his turn on the mic, Bieber let out some funny jokes at the expense of the roasters, but ended things seriously by apologizing for his notorious behavior.

"I turned a lot of people off over the past few years, but I know I can still turn out good music and turn everything around. I've lost some of my best qualities. For that, I am sorry. I'm looking forward to being someone you guys can all look at and be proud of," he said.

  The Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber airs March 30.